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I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
somebody please write a book on this
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anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
this is not what i want to be remembered for
(via astonishingsociety)
ive never actually seen high school musical can someone give me a summary
(via astonishingsociety)
Alan Carr asking John Barrowman about his plans to have children with his partner, Scott Gill
Barrowman is a perfect human being
i just laughed so hard, oh god i snorted and now my head hurts
JESUS
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